Top 10 ways to tell whether or not you are a DeLorean nerd

["Dan" <dan.foss@xxxx>]

Top 10 ways to tell whether or not you are a DeLorean nerd

10. You are planning on wearing a chemical/nuclear hazard suit on 
Halloween

9. You have been killing yourself trying to figure out how to add 
the cool BTTF door opening sound effect to you new door launchers

8. You have DeLorean screen saver, desktop wallpaper, and PDA/PPC 
themes.

7. You are planning on attending the next DeLorean 
convention...errr, Car Show.

6. You know the name of every celebrity who ever owned a DeLorean

5. You have pictures or plans to get your picture taken with John 
DeLorean or a family member

4. You own every issue of any DeLorean related magazine ever 
produced, keeping them in plastic slipcovers.

3. You have nick-named your food processor "Mr. Fusion," and have 
checked to see how it looked sitting on the back of your D.

2. You come back from being gone 3 days and have 300 emails, all 
DeLorean related, and feel the need to read and respond to each one.

1. You have been going over and over in your head how much damage 
would be caused if D-Rex ran over Jesse James motorcycle (preferable 
with Jesse James on it).


Face it, you could substitute Star Trek and Enterprise where 
necessary in this top ten list and this would be a pretty good 
Trekkie list. 

I am a DeLorean Nerd and proud of it (is there a 12 step program?). 
After all, it isn't the meek that inherit the earth, it is the nerds. 
Or at least they seem to own it.

Dan in Cocoa, FL (3932)