[DMCForum] Re: NO more
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[DMCForum] Re: NO more



Hey, I've got 6 cars and no girlfriend.


Is that good or bad to brag about?



-Joe




--- In DMCForum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Ryan Wright <ryanpwright@xxxx> wrote:
>
> Dude...
>
> It's just a girlfriend, man. They come and go. But your car... she'll
> always be there for you.
>
> What the hell is it with women making young men go crazy like this? I
> say, lose the girlfriend, keep the car.
>
> Mark my words: By this time next year, you'll wish you had listened to
> me... I know you're in love and you can't fathom muttering the words,
> "That dirty bitch", but give it time. You'll come around.
>
> -Ryan
>
> PS: ;-) Good luck in whatever you choose, Josh. We'll be here to
> console you when the inevitable happens. We might even help you find
> another stainless steel beauty to love.
>
> PPS: Why your DeLorean is better than your girlfriend:
>
> 1. A DeLorean will never get upset if you slip into another DeLorean.
> 2. A DeLorean is always hot, wet and waiting for you.
> 3. Your friends can take a ride in your DeLorean without those nasty
> repercussions.
> 4. You'll never be embarrassed at a party by a DeLorean.
> 5. I have more, but they're not appropriate in mixed company. (I know,
> I know, these weren't either, but, whatever)
>
> Sincere apologies to Lauren, Flavia, and any other lovely ladies still
> lurking around here...
>
> -Ryan
>
>
> On 1/6/06, Josh Porter <joshp1986@xxxx> wrote:
> > I never thought this would come. But I have found a buyer for my car.
> > Long story. But a guy offered me $15K for it and since I could use the
> > money I am going to give him a call tomorrow. I got a girlfriend so I
> > need as much money as I can get. I am also posting my truck on ebay
> > Tuesday, I've said that before but my girlfriend knows how so we are
> > doing it this time. So it will probably be after college until I get
> > another one. I do plan on going to some of the shows though.
> >
> > Josh
> > 10989
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Yahoo! Groups Links
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>






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