Re: [DML] Concours bribes (Important concerns!)

[mroboto@xxxx]

OK, after reading all of the banter about the judging of the concours 
competition, I have one really important question. Are any of the judges 
willing to take a cash bribe? I have available at my disposal $4.46, in small 
unmarked coins. I am especially interested in hearing from the judge from 
France, because I hear she may be easy to influence.
If I happen to come in second and get the media to create enough controversy, 
do you think I may get awarded a co-first place trophy?
Also, if a 1981 wins, do you think the 1983 contingency will boycott the 
closing event and go home?
If I do win, I understand that I am not allowed to enter future concours 
competitions. However, there is always the chance to get some very lucrative 
endorsement deals, and appear on the Today show, right?
What about security at the event, will everyone get to wait in line for hours 
to enjoy a cavity search to make sure this is the safest concours event ever?
And one more question, will the competition be skewed by performance 
enhancing substances like octane boosters and slick 50? Is anyone going to 
test for these contraband items?
After all, this is not just a hobby, it's a VERY SERIOUS COMPETITION!

TTFN,
Daniel Deutsch, Orlando FL
#3356 & #15779