RE: [DMCForum] Off Topic Joke: DeLorean for a birthday present

[Chuck McKnight <gullwingdoors@xxxxxxxxx>]

I believe he got that one from cartalk.com, there's a ton of great jokes there.  :)
 
Chuck

timnagin <timnagin@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
That's just wrong... on soooo many levels. ;)

Greg


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> A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.
>  
> He wanted a truck.
> She wanted a fast little DeLorean  sports-like car so she could zip
through 
> traffic around town.
>  
> He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but  
> everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
>  
> "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in  just a 
> few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so  
> surprise me!"
>  
> He did just that.
>  
> For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom  scale.
>  
> Nobody has seen or heard from him since.


Sincerely,
Mike Pack



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