RE: [DMCForum] Off Topic Joke: DeLorean for a birthday present
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RE: [DMCForum] Off Topic Joke: DeLorean for a birthday present

That's just wrong... on soooo many levels. ;)


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Subject: [DMCForum] Off Topic Joke: DeLorean for a birthday present

> A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.

> He wanted a truck.
> She wanted a fast little DeLorean  sports-like car so she could zip
> traffic around town.

> He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but 
> everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

> "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in  just a
> few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so 
> surprise me!"

> He did just that.

> For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom  scale.

> Nobody has seen or heard from him since.

Mike Pack


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