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[DMCForum] Off Topic Joke; Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:



Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit  in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair
dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise  your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they  want fries with
that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it  "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has  gotten over
their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo  field of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds"

7. Finish all  your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any  punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10.  Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.  Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

12. Sing along at the  opera.

13.Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't  rhyme

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical  sounds all
day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't  attend their party
because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your  co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "RockBottom."

17. When the  money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo,  start running towards the parking lot, yelling
"Run for your lives, they're  loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are  going to
have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a  healthy level of insanity.......

Send this e-mail to someone to make them  smile. :)

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