Re: [DMCForum] Re: Buying different eggs
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Re: [DMCForum] Re: Buying different eggs

On 9/19/05, timnagin <timnagin@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Woah... now you're making WAY too much sense!

Yeah, but I was wrong. Bob enlightened me.

See, it's not religious people making those eggs with the Bible verses
on them, giving Bob a good deal out of the goodness of their hearts.
It's actually the socialists in Europe. Through some magic of
economics, they pay their employees $10+ an hour, they only make them
work 30 hours a week, and they give them 6 to 8 weeks of paid vacation
every year. Then they ship the eggs overseas via expensive air freight
(they'd spoil if sent by ship) and STILL manage to sell them for less
than half the price of everyone else!

Oh, and they don't know how the Bible verses get on their packaging.
In fact, they aren't even aware of them. (It's probably some crazy
Christian on the transport aircraft. He smuggles hundreds of thousands
of egg cartons - bought with his own money and emblazened with
Christian propaganda - onto every flight, then switches the cartons
out before the plane lands just to fuck with everyone.)

That makes a hell of a lot more sense than some Christian farmers in
the U.S. selling their eggs at a discount because they aren't greedy
and want to spread the word. Doesn't it?


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