[DMCForum] Re: aluminum and auto tech. instructors

["Josh Porter" <joshp1986@xxxxxxxxx>]

I love fire ants!!!! Hours of amuzement terrorizing them at work. I 
guess I should love living in Arkansas but I don't, and I'm not sure 
why.

Josh

--- In DMCForum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, mike clemens <rmclemns@xxxx> wrote:
> Josh,
> 
> Okay, now explain to me again,  'why am I moving to 
> Arkansas'???   Oh yea, I know, because we need to help
> those who are disadvantaged!  I'm thinking it may be a
> lost cause, but at least I can say I tried.
> 
> No, this is not a dig on you, this is on the other
> xx,xxx,xxx that live in your state, (and now mine). 
> Rednecks-------you gotta love 'em, cause you can't get
> rid of 'em.  They're like fire ants----when you poison
> them, it doesn't kill them, they just move to a new
> area.  Hey, maybe they'll all move to a better
> place------Flordia maybe??   :-)
> 
> Mike     TPS
> 
> 
> --- Josh Porter <joshp1986@xxxx> wrote:
> 
> > 
> > My teacher does need help!! He does not have a
> > college education, yet 
> > he teaches it. It's not what you know, it's who you
> > know. His dad is 
> > over the automotive technology department on the
> > main campus. My 
> > teacher live in Greenbrirer. See, I can't spell the
> > town. They say 
> > darn, dern. Redest red neck town ever.
> > 
> > I almost had to tow my Dodge home from school when
> > it did not start, 
> > I just walked home. A Dodge Ram is a big vehicle to
> > push by myself. 
> > In fact, I was driving to work today and the stupid
> > goat died just as 
> > if I had turned the key off. I was jamin and didn't
> > know it shut off 
> > until I couldn't steer and was going really slow.
> > 
> > Arkansas people are some of the stubornest people
> > you'll meet. I 
> > could push my car up to the school and let them look
> > at it and 
> > compare it to a kitchen sink and they still would
> > say that is 
> > aluminum. Which is odd because the tailgate off of
> > my Ford was 
> > aluminum, there's a big difference. 
> > 
> > I was trying to take wagers but my other teacher
> > made me stop and do 
> > my class work so after an hour I forgot all about
> > them. I was to 
> > bussy thinking about getting the beast running, and
> > hard drives. It 
> > was in my computer class. I do have two race rivals
> > so far. A 240zx 
> > and a 1974 Corvette. The Corvette is a good looking
> > peace of poo but 
> > the 240zx will be tough with two turbos pumpng out
> > 300 horses. He is 
> > wanting to help me with the beast. He may know about
> > cars and all but 
> > he's not touching my car if I can help it. 
> > 
> > Like I said, it's funny, everyone thinks they know
> > everything about 
> > cars. Like the gas tank ;-) Inside joke.
> > 
> > Josh
> > 10989
> > 
> > --- In DMCForum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, mike clemens
> > <rmclemns@xxxx> wrote:
> > > Hey Josh,
> > > 
> > > That guy (or Gal) needs help!  I know your can't
> > act
> > > like me and say (FOA), but scheez, your auto tech
> > > teacher????  The Mississippi education system is
> > bad
> > > enough, but does Arkansas have to compete for the
> > > lowest ranking?  
> > > 
> > > If they continue to badger you about the
> > "aluminum"
> > > body, just drag it over to the school and show
> > them,
> > > but only after you have made a significant number
> > of
> > > wagers so you are ampily rewarded for your out of
> > > pocket expenses.  
> > > 
> > > I figure 3 blocks of towing is worth at least
> > $100.00
> > > in wagers.  For those that want to 'stop by',
> > maybe
> > > you need to start charging an admission fee in
> > your
> > > driveway.  Just kidding on that one, but it ain't
> > such
> > > a bad idea.
> > > 
> > > Hell,  as we used to say in the Navy, "if Joe shit
> > the
> > > rag man", got a nickle for every time someone used
> > his
> > > name, he'd be a gazillionaire several times over
> > by
> > > now!!!!!!!
> > > 
> > > Mike
> > > --- Josh Porter <joshp1986@xxxx> wrote:
> > > 
> > > > 
> > > > I was wondering, after my auto tech teacher
> > argued
> > > > with me that 
> > > > DeLoreans are made out of aluminum, does anyone
> > else
> > > > get that alot? 
> > > > This is the seventh time this week this has
> > happened
> > > > to me. Frankely 
> > > > it's somewhat irretateing. People telling me
> > what my
> > > > car is made out 
> > > > of. One kid asked me if I had the plastic doors
> > or
> > > > stainless ones 
> > > > stuffed with coke. I think I offended him by the
> > way
> > > > I looked at him 
> > > > after he asked me, but I couldn't help it.
> > People
> > > > think they know it 
> > > > all, but they are like me and they don't. 
> > > > 
> > > > To bad my car dosn't work, I would have told the
> > > > coke kid that my 
> > > > lugage compartment was stuffed with coke, a cola
> > ;-)
> > > > 
> > > > Josh
> > > > 10989
> > > > 
> > > > 
> > > > 
> > > > 
> > > 
> > > 
> > > 
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