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[DMCForum] Another FatBoy e-mail, for those interested

This one was sent to a few people..  Got a few good
responses too...  But it does show FatBoy's attitude
towards the non-elite types.

Oh, and I just re-read it..  I guess we should all be
looking for "FatBoy" in his FAS tee in Pigeon Forge!

The fact that someone needs to hide who they really
are (IMHO) invalidates anything they say.

From: "FatBoy7" <fatboy7@xxxxxxxxxxx> 
To: <SNIP>
Subject: Your Postings on the DML 1-20-04 
Date: Tue, 20 Jan 2004 02:51:21 -0800

Hey, you guys are really great!

I went to the Delorean Car Show website and saw that
super Faded Asphalt Society T-shirt.  What a kool
idea.  Who thought of it?

Was it Shannon, Louie, Gary, Marc or Ken?  I'm gonna
get one.

Since you guys got your collective fingers on the
pulse of today's Delorean car community, why don't you
make a couple of more designs so we can really tell
the world who we are and what we're like?

How about a Delorean Dork T-shirt?  You know, like
Jesse James said the Delorean Drill Team looked on
Monster Garage when they all drove-up in unison to the
garage to build the Delorean Hover-craft.  The FAS
T-shirt has a Delorean tire on it and the DDA
(Delorean Dorks of America) T-shirt could have the DDA
logo sticking out on the front Delorean grille from
under a Marine Landing Craft Tread on the beach.  You
know, like a squashed sand crab under the tire of a
life-guards jeep. Talk about kool, what could be

Hey, wait a minute, I've got it. The Average Joe
Delorean T-shirt.  You know like Marc said, because
Average Joe owners are so active in keeping the dream
alive.  It's really kool to say Delorean owners are
Average Joes. Great identity and neat too.  Like Louie
said, "even cars in lower classes could outperform it
in almost every faction barring sex appeal".

Now what you can do is put the rear end of a Delorean
on the back of a really big (like XXXL) T-shirt with a
really close-up shot of the back-end of the car really
low down near the bottom so it looks like all Delorean
owners have big fat butts and then on the front you
can put a picture of the Delorean owner who is wearing
the shirt so everybody can see what a fat-assed
Average Joe Delorean owner looks like. Then, because
the car is so sexy, Ken could put on an "Average Joe:
Pigeon Forge show like the "Average Joe:Hawaii show on
TV last Monday.  After each of the Delorean Drill Team
Average Joes drive up in formation in their DMC and
gets out, Ken could have some really good looking
dudes drive-up in their Porsches, Ferraris and
Lamborghinis and see who the kool looking babe
selects.  Now that's sex appeal!

Betcha it won't be Average Joe Shannon Y.  We all know
he loves his D, but he still has to maintain his kool
image with his Civic, Intrepid or Festiva.  I guess he
only has just enough Average to go around for the D.

Looking forward to seeing you guys in Pigeon Forge.
I'll be wearing my FAS T-shirt and buy some of your
new ones as soon as they hit the net.

Let's let everybody out there know that the future is

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