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Re: [DMCForum] Re: Why I like this forum


Here's my list of conventional wisdom.

1. Octane is methane.
2. Coffee is tea.
3. Robin is gay (and Batman can't see it).
4. Computers are actually magical boxes full of thousand of tiny imps.
5. Beer makes time pass quickly, but only in retrospect.
6. Chicken teeth are made of corn.
7. Tomatoes are baby bicycle tires.
8. When salt-water taffy reaches puberty, it becomes a fine Bordeaux.
9. Petroleum is vegetable oil.
10. The five-second rule does not apply to soup.
11. The richer you are, the angrier you have a right to be.
12. Hood rings do not set off the metal detectors at airports.
13. Iron is formed when drool from a condemned man solidifies on the arm
of the electric chair.
14. Diamonds do not buy women, but women do not buy diamonds.
15. Elvis Presley is alive and managing a Dairy Queen in southwest Nepal.
16. George W Bush is Disney's last wish.
17. Michael Jackson's ears are made of aluminum.
18. It is a Federal crime to mention the movies "Ishtar" or "Gigli."
19. The English drink tea because the Irish stole all of their alcohol.
20. WD-40 is great for waxing legs.
21. I never understood a single word he said, but I always helped him
drink his wine.
22. Calling your girlfriend "my dear old thing" is the best way to get
her hot.
23. The "undisclosed location" is a toll booth on the Jersey Turnpike.
24. Tinfoil works great for patching up holes in Kias.
25. Presto logs work great in hydrogen-powered vehicles.
26. Hitler has his own talk show in Egypt.
27. Militant lesbian anti-semitic meatloaf recipes make the best meatloaf.
28. Cell phone minutes last longer if you keep them in the fridge.

I'm sure I'll think of more later.

Let's do a collaborative list and I'll put it up on my sadly-neglected
website. :)


Jim Strickland wrote:
> Are you making a list?
> Octane= methane, and is also a key ingredient in rubbing alcohol. 
> Let's not forget some other good Billisms, like torque is power and
> horsepower is time. 
> Jim

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