[DMCForum] Off topic Joke; Husband Super Store
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[DMCForum] Off topic Joke; Husband Super Store



Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a 
husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors.

The only  rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose
a man from  that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down
except to leave  the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the
shopping center  to find some husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying,  "These men have jobs and love kids." The women
read the sign and said, "Well,  that's better than not having a job or not
loving kids, but I wonder what's  further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men  have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said  the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign  read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids  and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very
tempting." But there  was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had  a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely good  looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic
streak." "Oh, mercy  me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us
further on! So up to the  fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This  floor is empty and exists only to prove
that women are impossible to please. The  exit is to your left."

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