RE: [DMCForum] Re: Big Brother Laws.

["Dom Diaz" <dom_diaz@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

I'm confused....

I thought Coke comes in cans and bottles? Never saw it in a baggie. That IS 
criminal!



;-)


>From: "ryanpwright" <yahoo1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>Reply-To: DMCForum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>To: DMCForum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>Subject: [DMCForum] Re: Big Brother Laws.
>Date: Thu, 01 Jul 2004 16:49:42 -0000
>
>Yep. Unfortunately, when you get pulled over you pretty well have to
>kiss up, even if the cop is clueless. There are enough laws on the
>books that any of us could be written huge fines and just generally
>harassed over nothing.
>
>For example, had you replied, "Sorry pal, there is no such law. Bug
>off.", his response could have been:
>
>"Well, let's just get out the tread meter here. Looks like the tread
>on your tires is too thin. That's a $200 fine. How about the tint
>meter? What's that, your windows aren't tinted? Well, why don't you
>sit tight for half an hour while I measure them with my meter, just to
>be sure. By the way, your wiper blades are illegal. See this small
>crack in the rubber? How are you supposed to see if it rains? That's
>$100. Next, we're going to check to make sure your lights work, and
>we'll check the aim of your headlights. Ah ha, one of your bulbs is
>burnt out. That's $75. What? You say this isn't fair? You're calling
>your lawyer? Step out of the car, sir. I said, STEP OUT OF THE CAR."
>
>Piss off the wrong cop, and the response could be worse: "Well, well,
>well. You're going to jail for this, you little punk. (pulls out a
>baggie of coke. Drops it behind your seat. Picks it back up.)"
>
>-Ryan
>
>--- In DMCForum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Marc Levy <malevy_nj@xxxx> wrote:
> > I dont think this is true..  Lots of jeeps drive
> > around with *NO* doors.
> >
> > Can we believe there is a special law for gull-wing
> > gars?  I doubt it.   However, if the officer thinks
> > you are creating a danger they can find something to
> > write you a ticket for.
> >
> > --- John Dore <dmcjohn@xxxx> wrote:
> > > Is it actually illegal to drive with the doors open?
> > > I got pulled
> > > over in Wildwood NJ, the cop said " you gotta know
> > > this is illegal,
> > > right?" I said " no officer I wasn't aware it was
> > > illegal, I'm just a
> > > tourist!" Works every time.
> >
>
>

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