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Re: [DMCForum] Events of the day:



Rich:

I will get you a copy of George Carlin's "Six Ways to F*** Up Before
Breakfast".

That is, after I am through moving into a house and buying a DeLorean. :P

--Farrar

cruznmd wrote:
> 9:00: PT Cruiser on ramps for oil change.
> 9:15: Clean up spilled oil.
> 9:20: Fill engine with new oil and test start.
> 9:20:30: Shut engine down due to defective oil filter gasket spraying
> engine oil everywhere.
>
> 9:24: Clean "Engine Brite" off DeLorean engine so I can get new
> filter for PT Cruiser.
> 10:06: Engine fails to start due to water in #3 & #6 spark plug wells.
> 10:35: Dry wells and trim wire boots to better seal the wells.
> 10:37: Discover HUGE friggin' crack in DeLorean distributor cap.
> 10:50: Purchase new filter and oil from K-mart for Cruiser.
> 11:07: Order new dizzy cap for DeLorean. ETA: 1:30 pm.
> 11:17: Arrive home.
> 11:30: Finish oil change and clean up Cruiser, ramps, etc.
> 11:48: Dismantle DeLorean fuel system and remove old cap to prepare
> for new cap.
> 12:30: Get stung on neck by bee or wasp.
>
> As you can see, military folks can dick up more things before lunch
> than the average civilian can in an entire day.
>
> Rich A.
> #5335
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