Now on sale by the V.R.F. (Vixen
(Another weird film
featuring a DeLorean...)
For years, crazy Professor Breasts (pronounced Briests) has been
theorizing that our universe once had two more very large planets, which
collided together to form the asteroid belt and one large planet which
was knocked into an orbit around the sun, passing by the Earth every
1069 years. One day while the Professor and his assistant, young Billy
Bigg, were looking at the galaxy, they spotted the missing planet, which
they named after themselves..."Bigg Breasts"!
What strange creatures inhabit Bigg Breasts? Well, it is up to the US
government to find out. So, the President of the United States (Conrad
Brooks: Plan 9 from Outer Space, Dir. Ed Wood Jr.) appoints Flash
Rogers, Jane Uhura, Dr. Dickey Pointer (John Bogert: Ice Scream,
TaxiderME!), and Juan Carumba (introducing Juan Garcia) to journey where
no man has literally gone before!
The voyage begins to the all female planet, where the girls thrive on
silicone and only wear thong bikinis! But the Evil Queen Numnum (Kathy
Hetch: Ice Scream) of the Kingdom of Boobalonia is stealing the much
needed silicone supply and has plans to take over the Earth!
Who will rule the Kingdom of Boobalonia on "Bikini Planet"? The Evil
Queen Numnum, Princess Nibbi or Jane Uhura? Find out in the Sci-Fi
comedy "Bikini Planet"!
Just $10 + $3.85 shipping
to anywhere in the US. For overseas orders, $10 + $6 shipping..
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identification. You won't be added to any mailing lists. No
obligation, and no salesmen will call, etc., etc. If you have any other
drop me a line.