[DML] Re: "Cocaine in Car?"
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I haven't been stopped yet, but have my line prepared as the door 
opens:

"I'm sorry officer, I just arrived from the future and I'm not 
familiar with your laws yet, did I do something wrong?"

I'm hoping it's the best excuse he's heard and will let me out of a 
ticket.  Either that or he'll take me away in a straight jacket.

--- In dmcnews@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, "Robert Patz" <topgunster@xxxx> 
wrote:
> Once when I was pulled over by an officer, he asked for my licence.
> I opened the door to hand him my license. When the door opened the 
> officer jumped back three feet and pulled his gun and asked, "What 
> kind of car is that?"
> BOB - - - - 808
> 5144
> 
> 
> --- In dmcnews@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, "John Rydholm" <ebondefender@xxxx> 
> wrote:
> > That's funny, I remember the first time I was pulled over in my 
DMC 
> > vividly! Last October or so about a year ago. The deputy asked 
me 
> > (with a perfectly serious face), "Do you have a flux capacitor 
in 
> > there, son?" Then he and his partner laughed. Ha. Ha. Ha. 
*grinding 
> > teeth* I don't mind occasional police humor, but not at someone 
who 
> > works security and was trying to get gas at 1AM after work.
> > Thankfully 
> > I had done nothing wrong, had -and still have- a perfectly clean 
> > driving record, and had absolutely nothing but air in the spare 
> > donut. :) Really! The reason they pulled me over was that "my 
turn 
> > signals were faded and not yellow enough." *Coughs a colorful 
> > expletive* Yes, officer, right away! Fixed it. Amber bulbs, no 
prob. 
> > $2.00 or so. Anyone else have any fun police encounters?
> > John Rydholm
> > Romeo, MI Vin#...10715
> > Cheesy potato skins. yummy ^_^






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