Re: [DML] Anyone got anything clever?
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Re: [DML] Anyone got anything clever?



I have made a list of some of the things people have said and my responses 
to them. Some of them are the usual semi-smart questions, but most are the 
kind you describe.
 Just when I think that I've heard it all, somebody drops a new one on me!
 BTW: I have a flux capacitor that I made and I always take it with me to 
shows just so I can say "It's right there!" Ha!
   
"It's stainless steel?! Well, I'll be hanged?"

*Yes indeed. 304 stainless. The same stuff in kitchens and restaurants.*

 "So how many Panteras are there in Arizona?"

*I have no clue.*

 "So did you find your refund? You know, the cocaine?"

*I hate that one...*

 "Are you rich?"

*No, I'm Johnny.*

 "What kind of car is that?"
*1981 DeLorean DMC-12.* 

 "I thought they only made them for the movie."

*They spared mine.*

 "Where do you put the bananas and beer?"

*With the rest of the groceries in the trunk.*

 "Can you still get parts?"

*Parts are easy to get, but they're not always easy to install.*

 "Why are all of them silver?"

*Like the Model A, you can have any color you want, as long as it's silver.*

 "So what time did you just come from?"

*Actually, you've asked me that twice today.*

 "How many were made?"

*Close to 8600.*

 "Where's your flux capacitor?"

*It's between the seats.*

* *

"What does DWC stand for?"

*Car show attendee looking at my *DMC* center caps on one of my wheels.*

 "Is the company still in business?"

*Only in spirit.*

* *

"They painted some cars at the factory, right?"

*With the exception of the front and rear facias, no cars were painted at 
the factory.*

 "Is this a real DeLorean?!"
*Shall I pinch you?* 

 "Do you drive it on the streets?"

*Well, I don't take it four-wheeling...*

** 

"Is that a car?"
*Oh, COME ON people!* 

 "How fast does it go?"

*Well, the speedometer only goes to 85, but it's rated at 130mph.*

 "Another DeLorean? That's scary."

*Yeah, whatever.*

** 

Johnny

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On 8/28/05, coreysmoo <coreysmoo@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: 
> 
> I was just wondering today... We all get asked the same questions and hear 
> the same
> BTTF jokes day in and day out. And it seems that everyone who gives me the 
> old
> classic "So, where's the flux capasitor?" joke thinks they are the most 
> clever person in
> the world. Like I've never heard it. Anyways, does anyone have any funny 
> or witty
> responses they give out whenever asked these types of questions or gets 
> these types
> of comments? I think it would be interesting to find out what some of you 
> come up
> with as witty retorts.
> Corey
> 2423
>


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