[DML] Memorabilia for Sale: ADULT DeLorean Videos!

["Dave Stragand" <dave.stragand@xxxx>]

Memorabilia for Sale: ADULT DeLorean Videos!

Now on sale by the V.R.F. (Vixen Restoration Fund)...

The nearly impossible to find "Backside to the Future" videos - parts I
& II. The only adult videos I've ever heard of featuring our favorite
stainless steel wonders! All proceeds from the sales of these videos go
towards the restoration of VIN #5927, and believe me, I'll need to sell
a lot of these videos to get her back in shape!

Admittedly it's funny the twists and turns that life's road leads you
down... I never thought I'd be restoring a DeLorean, let alone be
selling adult videos to finance the project. However, thanks to a
charitable friend in the adult store business, I was able to acquire a
large number of these rare videos for the purpose of fund raising.

In a nutshell, these videos are explicit adult films featuring the
DeLorean. They're spoofs of the "Back to the Future" series.

Obviously there could be much debate about the appropriateness of these
videos to the list. However, it is a unique bit of DMC memorabilia that
a lot of people have already expressed interest in purchasing. For
morality discussions and/or flames, please email me personally.

PART I:
A woman gets into a DeLorean owned by her wacky-scientist husband, and
travels back in time to, of course, 1969. She meets a really groovy
chick in a miniskirt, who drives an old Stingray. They both go back to
her pad to experience the '60's.

But what is so familiar about her new friend's groovy pad? And why does
everyone look so familiar? Oh, and you'll never guess what happens when
Ms. Miniskirt happens to sit down in the 'D'! She's transported to the
future! A real surprise, there, eh!

The DeLorean featured appears to be an '81, with the wide side
stripes.. It has been made into a time machine by the addition of what
is quite obviously a pair of Radio Shack television rabbit-ears on the
roof.

You'll laugh, you'll cry. It'll inspire you with its heartwarming
tale. You'll watch it again & again. It's better than Cats. It's
DeLightful! It's DeLovely! It's DeLiriously DeLorean! Hey, what can I
say... these adult videos are all about the same - but how many of them
feature a DMC?

PART II:
A family buys a strange-but-wonderful car (an '81 now without the wide
stripes), previously owned by a wacky-scientist guy and his wife. His
neighbors borrow their new 'D' to go for a spin, because she really
'gets into' cars...

Be careful on your trip, the owner warns, as he doesn't know what all
those strange buttons do. Did he mention that the car was previously
owned by a wacky-scientist guy? (Yes, about 10 times).

The curious neighbor-woman pushes a large button that I had always
thought was the cigarette lighter. Then, as the mystical, magical
sounds of a Wal-Mart toy ray gun whistle in the background, they are
transported forward and backward through time to 'meet' and 'enjoy the
company' of all kinds of different folks.

Will the neighbors ever find their way back home? Is it possible to
'get personal' in a DeLorean? Why do people in the future cover all of
their furniture in aluminum foil? And why does the whole thing appear
to have been filmed in an old warehouse? These questions and many more
can only be answered by purchasing this video!

My personal opinion is that Part II is better than Part I... but get
both and decide for yourself!

Either one for $20 including shipping, or get the special "Friends of
Vixen" deal -- both videos for just $35! What a bargain! And all
proceeds go to a great cause -- the restoration of VIN #5927. One could
even claim that this supports our favorite DeLorean suppliers because
I'm going to be sending nearly all of the money back to them for parts
anyway.

THE DETAILS:
All orders are shipped in a plain box, with only my return address for
identification. You won't be added to any mailing lists. No
obligation, and no salesmen will call, etc., etc. If you have any other
questions, drop me a line. Visit the web site for some scans of the
boxes and the order form.

http://www.forwardlook.net/dmc/videos.htm

Of course, you MUST be 18 to order (or 21, depending upon your area).
These films are VERY ADULT and I absolutely will not sell them to anyone
under 18.

-Dave Stragand
Pittsburgh, PA - VIN# 5927
dave.stragand@xxxx