Re: [DML] Funniest Things Heard

["spaceace3113" <spaceace3113@xxxxxxxxx>]

  Ok, here goes.It hasnt been very pleasant here in NYC, so I havent 
taken my car out until recently, but when i took it out 2 weeks ago 
and parked it on the sidewalk of a local bar this girl breaks free 
of the crowd she was with and runs to the car and says....Oh my God, 
Ive always wanted one of those, I just love Lamborghini's!! Not too 
bad, my car just got thrown into the 6 figure catagory. Then on 
Sunday I went to a BBQ and the host told me that he did a thesis or 
some kinda report on the whole JZD story (I was suprised and took 
great interest in what he was about to say)he goes on and says "Yeah 
did you know that JZD was caught smuggling drugs in his car while 
trying to cross some border?.....I said "Wow really?? I guess you 
must have failed that class huh??  Really how do people have the 
arrogance to assume they have some knowledge over the cars owner who 
dreamt about it and scoured the earth looking for just the right car 
before buying one?.....Other than that Ive gotten my share of the 
usual.  Did you know its made of aluminum? Chevy/ Ford engine, that 
sorta thing....Once some drunk was trying to be somebody in front of 
a crowd and asked Hey Marty! wheres the flux capacitor? Sob I had to 
tell him....Flux This!! (personally I think thats a great license 
plate!)




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